Tuesday, May 13, 2008

This Will Teach Me Not to Open My Big Mouth

Did you miss me? Bet you thought I went into labor. Nope! Still pregnant, but I did learn a very important lesson over the past 48 hours. Allow me to share. DO NOT EVER COMPLAIN THAT LIFE IS DULL OR BORING!

Sunday started out as a delightfully laid back Mother's Day. No real plans other than viewing a potential home that had recently come on the market. After seeing the house and falling in love with it, we decided to take a stroll along the river to enjoy the nice weather. Sadly, Anh happened to be on call and ended up having to go in to the hospital. Oh well, it was nap time for Jax anyway, and we headed home.

About an hour after Anh, my sister-in-law, Nguyen, came into the house and told me to look out back at the woods surrounding our neighborhood. After hauling myself off the couch and waddling over to the patio door, I was SHOCKED to see smoke and flames coming off the tree tops. Nguyen and I just stared and debated whether it was a controlled burn or something more serious.
Well, my mind works in strange ways, and I decided this was the ideal time to call my Mom and wish her a happy Mother's Day. I mean, it was looking like I might be a little busy later given the strange fire burning about 2 blocks away from my house. I called with good wishes for the holiday and the strange report of the view behind our house. While talking, the doorbell rang, and I instantly knew not to expect good news or the FedEx man bearing a gift.

Sure enough, it was my neighbor spreading the word that the fire department wanted everyone to turn on their sprinkler systems because a brush fire was quickly approaching. My mind was suddenly racing with thoughts. The most common was "Oh shit!" Nguyen and I decided it would be best to start packing up, just in case things got out of control. Well, just in case, turned immediately into an official notice to evacuate within 15 minutes. Yeah, not what anyone wants to hear, especially a woman due to deliver a baby at any moment! This was not on my agenda for the day!

Amazingly, in 15 minutes we managed to pack a bag of essentials for every member of the family and load the cars with all of our sentimental possessions and important papers. Even more amazing was the fact that I did not go into labor after running up and down the stairs no less than 8 times in five minutes! If you've ever climbed my stairs, you know this is an impressive feat, period. While outside loading the car, an emergency official walked up and asked whether we were preparing to evacuate. It took so much effort not to say, "Gee, no, we just randomly decided to start running around like frantic idiots throwing shit in the car! What fire?!" Being so winded from the damn stairs definitely helped me keep my mouth closed. I simply nodded and confirmed that we had a little longer to get our things together.

Not knowing what to expect, we decided it would be best to head to Anh's office to wait for an update on the situation. Surely, the evacuation was just a precaution, and we'd be heading home in a couple of hours. It's hard to describe the feeling I had when driving off from the house though, seeing all of the neighbors loading their precious belongings into their vehicles. (Funny too what some consider "precious".) My thoughts ranged from optimistic, thinking that the evacuation was simply a precaution, to extreme, thinking that I'd never see the house or anything inside again. I really can't find the words to describe the emotions. I know it's just "stuff," but it's hard to imagine losing it all.

Well, the next several hours were spent flipping between every local channel and surfing all of the news websites for updates on the fire. Every report was vague and offered little info on what was happening. Every station seemed to be sharing the same 30 seconds of film footage, a fascinating scene of some moron standing on his roof spraying down his house with his garden hose, all while smoking a cigarette. Brilliant! I quickly learned that a reporter's talent does not lie in their ability to deliver an informative report in a clear, calm manner, but rather their talent is displayed in their ability to position themselves so the wind delicately blows their hair back out of their faces while they rattle on and on without ever really reporting NEWS! After giving up on the local media's ability to provide us with an update, we checked into a hotel for the night.

By Monday, an emergency hotline had been established for residents affected by the fire. We were told that we would be allowed through the barricade to retrieve more personal items, but that we should be prepared to once again evacuate with a moment's notice. A command center had been established at the entrance to our neighborhood. Driving in, we passed countless fire, police, and emergency vehicles. There was a helicopter taking off from a nearby field, and the media trucks were everywhere. I was convinced that Britney Spears had made an unexpected visit to the area!

You could smell the smoke, but overall the scene appeared much calmer than on Sunday. The firefighters appeared to have the situation under control. From time to time vehicles would go racing by, obviously rushing to extinguish the most recent flare-ups. Word eventually came that the mandatory evacuation had been downgraded to voluntary. We debated staying, but finally decided to return to the hotel for one more evening just be on the safe side. No one wanted to be evacuating for a second time at 3am.

Today, brings a sense of normalcy back into the equation. Anh returned to work. Jax went to school, and I am once again blogging from my living room. The flames are out, but the woods surrounding the neighborhood are charred and smoking. In all, over 1000 acres burned, but no homes or lives were lost. Our house was never in immediate danger. The closest flames were roughly a block away. Some saw the fire come within feet of their back patios. I'd say that we all have a lot to be thankful for. Mother's Day 2008 is definitely one that I'll remember forever!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Doorbell Rang Again

This time the FedEx man brought the baby a brand new stroller. Jax promptly declared it was his, but I'm sure he'll hand it over when the time comes. Thank you, Aunt Glenda & Uncle Robert! It's perfect!

A Sign of Issues to Come


Ding Dong! Do you recognize that sound? Well, it's the sound of presents! That's what I worry Jax is beginning to think. You see, every time the doorbell rings lately, there's a delivery person standing on the other side of the door bearing a gift. The week started with a present for Jax. His Aunt Emily in San Francisco sent him a new flashy backpack. Thanks for thinking of him, Emily!

Yesterday, the doorbell rang again. This time, it was a baby present from our dear friend, Diane, in Wichita. Jax, of course, came running and helped me open the package to reveal the cutest little baby seat. It's a Bumbo seat designed to help the baby sit upright. However, Jax thought it resembled something else. Once unwrapping it, he shouted, "A potty!" Then he ran and put it next to his potty. He said, "The baby has a potty like me!" I had to explain that although it looked like his potty, it was really a chair. Funny that I never saw the potty resemblance until he pointed it out. Now, I fear what I may find in the chair in the future!

Continuing the gift giving, Anh came home with an early Mother's Day present, a new set of designer luggage that I had been eyeing, but would never buy because I we didn't really need it. It's what I call "weekend luggage." Basically, it's two duffel bags and a matching tote, just enough for a weekend get-a-way. I can't wait to go somewhere now!


As I was opening each piece, I noticed someone wasn't smiling. Not only weren't they smiling, their eyes were starting to water. Then the corners of their mouth started to turn downward, and I knew what was next. Tears! Jax was bawling. He had gone from happily helping Mommy unwrap her Mother's Day present to tears in a matter of seconds.

I realized that he was probably upset over being left out of the gift giving. Obviously, he had forgotten his present from Aunt Emily earlier in the week. Obviously, the baby and Mommy getting presents on the same day made him feel left out and hurt his feelings. Well, there went my excitement over my new luggage. I switched back into parent mode and tried to explain to Jax that presents weren't always for him, that now he would have to share presents with the baby. He stopped crying, but wasn't ready to forgive Daddy for not bringing him a present. He held that grudge for a little bit, but all was forgiven by the time we sat down for dinner. I think the walkie-talkies from the secret gift closet might have done the trick. I know, not the best way to teach him that it's not all about him, but he was so sad. I had to do something!

Friday, May 9, 2008

Rubbing Elbows with the Rich & Famous

Because life is a little slow right now, I figure I'll report some of my sister's exciting news. She's currently freelancing for MTV in NYC, and over the past two days she's been rubbing elbows with the rich and famous. Okay, I don't know that she actually made contact with these folks, but she was in the same room. It's more than I've got going on right now! ; )
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Ashanti
  • John Legend
  • Taylor Swift
  • Steven Colbert
  • Jon Stewart
  • Dr. Drew Pensky
  • Lauren Conrad

Guaranteed Money

It appears I am now more than just an eyeful for the general public. I am also a lawsuit waiting to happen, at least according to one store clerk. Today, Jax and I ventured out to shop for wall-mounted shelving for the nursery. I figure Anh doesn't have enough to do right now and would love to install shelving on top of dealing with a super hectic week of call. Much to his dismay, I had no luck finding the "perfect" shelves, but I did have a rather interesting conversation along the way.

While wandering the aisles of a home store, I passed by a store clerk and she asked, "Do you know what you're having, a boy or girl or both maybe?" (Don't you just love how creatively she threw in the size insult?!) I responded, "It's a boy. One boy." (Said in a very flat tone. I'm done being cordial.) She followed with, "When are you due?" To which I answered, "Any time now according to my doctor." Then she made this terrible face and asked, "What are you doing here then?" (Ummmm, where should I be, Lady?) Not really knowing how to respond, I said, "Killing time."

Then, the clerk notices another employee mopping an area nearby and yells at him, "Hey! Watch out! There's a pregnant lady here and if she slips and falls she'll own this place!" Gee, thanks for the concern for my well-being. In response to her "concern" I said, "It's okay. He's just getting ready in case my water breaks." I guess I scared her because she went back to stocking her area, and Jax and I went along our merry way. Maybe next week, assuming I'm still pregnant, I'll go back and throw myself on the floor. It's faster than waiting to win the lottery. Hey, it was her idea!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

37 Weeks

Should we start a pool betting on the baby's birth weight? At today's 37 week appointment, my regular doc, Dr. T, said that the baby was probably already over 8 lbs! Jax was 4 days LATE and weighed 8 lb, 1 oz. This kid is going to be a monster if, at 37 weeks, he has already matched Jax's birth weight. Thank God I'm having a c-section! I'm also thinking that maybe I shouldn't have opened the package of Newborn-sized diapers. They only work up to 10 lbs! Looks like we might be starting out with the Size 1's. Good Lord!

Other than that things look good. Blood pressure and my weight were labeled as excellent. A+ for me! Alright, seriously, let's hear your birth weight guesses. Post them as a comment. I'll guess 8 lbs, 6 oz.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Never Mind

"Never mind" is Jax's new favorite phrase. I hear it a lot, especially when he gets frustrated with me because I don't understand something he's trying to communicate. For example, here's a conversation we had this morning.

Jax: "Mommy, ________ is on."

Me: "What's on?"

Jax: "_______."

Me: "Oh really."

(My response is a phrase stolen from Jax's Ba Ba, Anh's Mom. She uses it when she doesn't understand what you're saying, but wants to try to play it off. Usually, it's directed at me when we try to have one of our broken English/Vietnamese conversations.)

Jax: "Never mind," followed by a huge sigh which quite clearly translates to "My Mommy is an idiot!"

Obviously, he knows Ba Ba's phrase too! I thought I was the only one she didn't understand.