Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Soaring

Last weekend, Anh attended a conference in...you guessed it! Las Vegas! Hey, I don't plan the meetings. I just tag along, and that gives me zero control over the location. It's doubtful that I'll ever complain about visiting Vegas regularly because there's so much to see and do there including spending time with one of our very best friends, Brad. However, since this was our ???th (I really have lost count) trip to Sin City, we decided to try something new.

Venturing off The Strip wasn't entirely new for us. Brad introduced the concept during our visit last February when he took us to explore Red Rock Canyon for a few hours. Sure enough, he was right! There is indeed a world beyond the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas Boulevard. Who knew?!This trip, we set out for Bootleg Canyon in Boulder City so we could experience the thrill of ziplining over the desert terrain. Months ago, Anh and I saw a segment featuring Bootleg Canyon Flightlines on The Travel Channel, and we both said to each other simultaneously, "We have to do that!" So we did! Yay for follow-thru!!! The fact that Brad was actually able to join in on the fun as opposed to working which he's done for the past 10 years straight only made the experience that much better. The three amigos were off for an adventure, and we had no idea what to expect. Of course, Anh and I had seen the video footage, but that in no way prepares you the actual experience. First, you're surrounded by the beautiful desert landscape, a full 360 degree view from the top of the mountain. Thank goodness for the bus ride to the top!Once you exit the bus and are armed with your gear, there's a short 10 minute hike to the first launch platform. At that point, it hits you that you're about to slide down the side of a freakin' mountain. What?!? Did we really think this through?!? Well, those folks on The Travel Channel all survived, right?Just as you're starting to doubt your sanity and the choice of activity for the day, you arrive at the starting point for the adventure, the Launch Pad for Run 1 also known as the "Training Run." From there, you can see Lake Mead's crisp blue water in the distance and the adrenaline rush begins to set in. You're about to be flying through the air at 50 mph!!! What's there to be afraid of???A few "last" pictures, just in case. The kids should have something to remember us by, after all. See how happy Mommy & Daddy were...just before...SPLAT! I wonder if the camera would even survive?Now, a few pictures to set the stage:

Launch Pad 1 for the "Bunny Slope" is in the bottom right corner. Steel beams on a wooden deck supporting four steel cable lines that run parallel to a landing deck...Yep, that's what is getting you to the bottom! We generously allowed the random couple with us to go first. However, I'm not sure they appreciated the courtesy since they were mumbling something about "guinea pigs." After a quick lesson from instructor #1 about posing like a "Starfish" as we made our decent while watching for a hand single from instructor #2 on the landing pad below to tell us when to assume the reclined "Landing Position," we were ready to go.The view of the route to the bottom is below. Once strapped in, I was grateful that I had opted for that "just in case" bathroom break before boarding the bus. Never once did any of us think of NOT taking the ride though. Sure, you're nervous, but ultimately, you know you're about to experience something truly INCREDIBLE!
Strapped In...On Your Marks...Get Set...GO!!!
Whew!!! We made it...in one piece. What a BLAST!!! Time for the "Stairmaster" climb to Launch Pad 2. As if your heart isn't already pumping!And, training is over, people! Run 2 is the longest & highest and required us to learn a third position. Instead of "Starfishing" which actually slowed us down on Run 1, we would "Streamline" across this canyon. We would need to pick up lots of speed to insure we reached the landing deck far off in the distance.
Away we go!!!Touchdown!
Run 3 again required "streamlining." While the instructors said it was a slightly shorter run, the fact that we dipped closer to the ground made it feel more exhilarating.Of course, by that point, we were veterans. Brad had clearly perfected the "When in Doubt, Legs Out" landing position. He was being a little overly cautious after getting wrapped up in the adrenaline rush during the previous run and forgetting to spread 'em which could have resulted in a serious leg injury. Don't be shy, folks. Open wide!So, now, you're probably curious about the braking system that could potentially shatter your leg bones. It's a series of vinyl wrapped styrofoam blocks positioned along the last 100 feet of the steel line. I'm sure there's more to it than that, but that's the casing you actually see. (You can see the bottom of one of the blocks in the picture below.) When coming in for a landing, you slam into the blocks that slow your momentum. As a result, your legs fly up into the air due to the force of the impact. You are traveling upwards of 50 mph after all!For our fourth and final run, we were told to completely forget about the "Streamline" position. Run 4 is the shortest and fastest run, and to "Streamline" would most certainly mean...death! Ummm...okay..."Starfishing" definitely seems like the way to go. Sure enough, the instructors weren't exaggerating. We were flying!!! Truly flying!!! The last leg of the adventure came to a close at lightening speed, and my one bit of advice is if you're going to forget to "Spread 'Em," please don't do it on the last run!We've been to Vegas so many times that I've lost count, and we've done a lot of crazy things in life, BUT this experience is like nothing else. If you find yourself in the vicinity, it is an absolute MUST, and I can't think of a two better people to have experienced it with. Miss ya already, Brad!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Routine

Things are going well lately. Yes, I realize that I've just broken a cardinal rule by making that statement and undoubtedly the world as I know it will now self-destruct! I just felt the need to share that we have things under control...not perfect, but definitely manageable. We have a morning routine in place, and for the most part it runs smoothly. We have only missed the bus that one time and really that wasn't our fault. How were we supposed to know that the bus driver follows her own schedule not the one dictated by the school system?

Of course, we are doing our best to keep it real. We don't want anyone to have the false illusion that we are perfect. Anh and I are far from Ward & June Cleaver. Jax sets a fine example for the family at the bus stop with his nice clothes and brushed hair. Hopefully, no one is looking at me too closely. Otherwise, they'll notice that my hair really wasn't brushed, but quickly pulled up into a ponytail as an effort to disguise how awful it looks or that my clothes are wrinkled because I grabbed them off the floor and threw them on after devoting all of my time to getting Jax up, dressed, fed, and out the door on time. Clearly, I'm not a morning person.

Oh, and hopefully no one noticed last week as Baylor waddled down the sidewalk behind me in only his diaper and a t-shirt rather than listen when I told him to wait at the front door while I walked his brother to the bus stop. Nope, he just decided to be stealth and follow behind at a distance. Yeah, hopefully no one saw that! There goes my Mother of the Year Award!

As you can tell, I've got the morning routine nailed. Ha! So, why not move on to improving the afternoon. Picking Jax up from school actually seems like a breeze compared to what it takes to send him off in the morning. The teachers and safety patrol do all the real work. I simply have to be patient while waiting in the pickup line with the other parents. The biggest test is pretending that I don't want to strangle the mom who can't figure out that she's holding up traffic because (1) she's too busy yapping on her cell phone to realize that the line is moving, but her car isn't or (2) because she doesn't trust her elementary-aged child to fasten their own seat belt. Really?!? If they can't buckle their own belt, then at least get out of the car and do it for them quickly. This is not the time to chat up the teachers standing nearby. Trust me they're smiling at you, but they're probably thinking the same ugly thoughts as every other parent in line behind you!

So, yes, I have everything under control. Seems like the perfect time to incorporate some new extracurricular activities?! Starting this week, Jax is scheduled to take tennis lessons on Mondays & Thursdays, Playball (covers a variety of sports lessons) on Wednesdays, and golf lessons on Fridays. Actually, we started the golf lessons two weeks ago, but this week will be the first full week of activities. Wish us luck! Maybe I should say, "Wish me luck." Jax is gonna do great!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Ssssssss

That's the sound my arch nemesis makes as it challenges me and my domain. Yes, my friends, I do believe that I'm being taunted once again by the reptile world's shadiest character, the snake. One of vile creatures left it's calling card, a shedded skin, suspiciously close the wrought iron fence of the dog pen we have set up just outside of the pool enclosure. Technically, the territorial line was not crossed, but that snake is testing my limits. I'm issuing the one and only warning to the wild kingdom. "Stay off my turf! If you cross that threshold, you won't live to regret it. Off with your head!"

And, just to prove that I'm not talking about some small snake, check out the length of the skin. It's right at 4 FEET! I hope I don't encounter the real deal the next time I'm strolling through the grass. I can pretty much guarantee a trip to the emergency room. Not because of a bite, but because of a stroke or heart attack!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Goal

Rather than bore you with more pool pictures, I thought it would be fun to share a few shots from our visit to the neighborhood sports park. It was pretty hot on Sunday, and since we worked up quite a sweat, we spent the better part of the afternoon in the pool. However, I did make the boys earn their dip!I think we may have a future soccer star on our hands if he doesn't lose interest. He's got the speed. That's for sure! We just need to work on the rest oh his skills especially passing. Like most kids his age, Jax is a bit of a ball-hog.Eventually, we were able to convince the boys to participate in some passing drills. Although, Baylor did more passing to Jax than vice versa. Oh well, baby steps.Jax was not intimidated by the Goalie's constant, "I don't think so!" and "Get it out of here!" smack talk. Impressively, Jax even managed to sneak a few goals! Looks like Daddy needs to brush up on his skills too.Baylor seemed eager to prove that he has athletic genes as well. The kid is passionate about sports. Some of the words Baylor pronounces the clearest are basketball, baseball, football, tennis ball, golf ball, and soccer ball. I don't think that's coincidence. The boy is a tad bit obsessed!Uncle Kyle...not so much. He wasn't interested in the soccer match. We found him napping in the shade on the playground. I guess we'll blame the heat!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Sun & Sand & Silliness

With BaBa, Ong Noi, and Uncle Kyle in town for Labor Day weekend, we piled into the car and headed directly for the beach on Saturday. Is there really any better place to be on a holiday weekend? I don't think so. The crowds were out in full force thanks to the beautiful weather, and it was especially exciting to see all of the surfers riding the swells generated by Hurricane Earl up North. Baylor had to fight to maintain his balance in the churning waters, but he wasn't going to let anything stop him from participating in the fun. With each trip to the beach, he becomes a little braver in the water. By next summer, I'm sure we'll have another dare devil on our hands in the waves.Uncle Kyle felt secure with his life preserver. Strange tan lines were the worst of his worries!Let me provide the soundtrack for this picture. Had I been in video mode, you would hear, "WOO HOO!!!!" That's Baylor's favorite phrase lately. What can I say? He's a happy boy!At times, a huge wave would break and threaten to wash away the smaller members of our group. I don't think Kyle falls into that category anymore, but Ong Noi wasn't taking any chances.Baylor eventually tired of fighting the surf and demanded to be held by anyone with a free arm. He didn't want to hang out on the beach. He just needed a few extra inches of clearance from the crashing waves. Luckily, Aunt Nguyen was happy to provide a helping hand.Jax took the opposite approach. He wanted to get up close and personal with the action on his boogie board. While he did manage to catch a few waves, Jax quickly tired from the battle he had to wage while paddling back out into the surf.Eventually, Jax convinced Aunt Nguyen to tow him back out to sea so he could ride the next wave in. Always thinking that kid!By late afternoon, Baylor was content to simply watch the action swirling around him. Nap time had come and gone. Instead of fighting the waves, Baylor was fighting to stay awake. He didn't want to miss any of excitement. After catching a second wave of energy, Baylor mustered up the strength to assist his big brother in a treasure hunt. When I saw the boys armed with their shovels, I asked, "What are you digging for?"Jax told me, "Mom, you know there's buried pirate treasure here!" Oh, of course! How silly of me not to realize that!Sadly, the boys never did find that treasure. Some cool seashells, yes, but no treasure. Oh well! I guess we'll hope for better luck next time! Although, the 2010 beach season is quickly coming to an end. We better hurry up and locate that treasure. I have Christmas presents to buy!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

O is for Organic

We're now making a conscious effort to buy organic in this household. It's a slow process that started about a year ago when we made the switch to organic milk. It was time for Baylor to transition from formula to whole milk, and after a bit of research, I decided that there might be something to the negative reports circulating about the potential dangerous side effects on children that consume products from livestock injected with hormones and antibiotics. I used BPA-free bottles for Baylor, (Sorry, Jax, we didn't know the risks when you were a baby. So, you're screwed like the rest of us!) and organic milk seemed like a logical chemical-free choice. I believe that my kids are still young enough to potentially sidestep some of the issues that scientists indicate will one day doom the rest of us.

However, once I left the dairy section of the grocery store, I had a hard time justifying the expense of buying organic. While we do have a Whole Foods, it's not exactly convenient to my house. Therefore, that's not typically where I do my day to day shopping. It's more of a special occasion store for our family. My point is that when shopping at our regular grocery store, the organic produce is less than impressive. So, it's hard to justify buying the organic strawberries and grapes that look 1-day away from the dumpster out back, especially when you consider that they cost more than the vibrantly colored yet supposedly dripping in pesticides alternative. So, it's taken me a while, but I've devised a plan.

While the organic produce offerings are lousy in our area, we have excellent options for hormone-free and antibiotic-free meats. Plus, there are some reasonabley priced organic pantry items like pastas and canned goods. So, I have decided that we will expand our effort beyond the dairy section and explore the organic options throughout the store. Now, I don't feel as bad about buying the pesticide-rich produce. I'm eliminating the exposure in other areas. I will also continue to tell myself that washing the produce thoroughly does make a difference. Screw the experts that say otherwise!

I figure by making the small effort to buy organic items that serve as our main portion, it will help offset the pesticides we eat as our sides. Plus, since we eat at home the majority of the time, we don't have to worry about the hormones and antibiotics that we gobble up at restaurants. I haven't completely jumped on board the organic bandwagon. I still look at the outrageous prices for some of the organics items and will choose the non-organic toxic option if I can't justify the expense in my mind. I'm a frugal wanna-be organic shopper. So, you see, we're still wearing deodorant and leather around here. We haven't turned into tree-hugging PETA card-carrying fanatics. Far from it actually! We're still Republican, but we are making an effort to hedge our bets to increase the odds that our boys won't grow an extra head or go through puberty at age 6. I think it's the least we can do, wouldn't you agree?